What comes to mind when you hear the word Granny ? And WHY in the name of all that’s holy is this a cross -section of what I get when I looked online for granny cartoons? Rocking chairs, zimmer frames, grey or white hair – remember Wayne Rooney’s “granny” scandal? She was in her late forties. Lots of grannies are. Do the math. Have a child in your early twenties, your child pups in his / her early twenties – don’t really need a calculator, do we?
So women with children have a reasonable chance of being a granny in their forties, a fairly good one in their fifties, almost guaranteed in their sixties: yet all the cartoons show dear (or feisty) old ducks, Indian summer gone, winter well on its way, average age, hmm, 80?
And hey, on the subject of 80 – Sophia Loren is 80, and going on tour. The first word that sprang to my mind when I watched her being interviewed was not ‘Granny’. I have a cousin who is roaring into her 80s. She’s tall, plays golf, skies, gardens, travels a huge amount, she’s fresh-faced and fit as a flea, you’d unhesitatingly knock 20 years and more off her age. She’s very good at being a granny, skies with the grandkids and all. Not a rocking chair in sight.
But back to the fifty-something granny – I said to a male buddy that I was looking into the granny thing and his instinctive reaction? He said he couldn’t help, he never met either of his. He’s sixty, single, and has dated several .
It’s a sign of the times that we of potential granny age aren’t seen automatically as grannies, and I’m very happy about that, but what word would sum up the woman whose offspring has produced offspring, if they aren’t dear old ducks?
Hence my opening question. What comes to mind when you hear the word Granny? This isn’t idle wittering, I’ve challenged myself to write a ‘granny’ story but this granny – you know me by now – is not a dear old duck. I have no idea what her grandchild is to call her.
South Africans have a lovely option with the Zulu word for grandmother, gogo, pronounced gaw-gaw, which I will absolutely claim in real life when the role is available. It’s a bit niche, though, Zulu not being one of the world’s widely-spoken languages.
I’ll be back to worry at this question later, but for now I’ll leave you with this, because it is currently my favourite cartoon. In fact – I know Goodreads blogs don’t always include my pics – I’m going to add it to my profile, because I really do like it. The credit to source shows on the photo.